Is it true, as it seems to me, that God hates celebrities and mows them down like gr on a golf course?

All this celebrity death has made me afraid to buy my weekly People magazine and receive more bad news. Also, I'm afraid to go out lest the Lord smite me down too because everyone says I resemble Dennis Quaid. I know he's not much of a celebrity any more but he used to be and he's way bigger then that Billy Mays guy. Lord I am so afraid!