Does the pope, ahem, poop in the woods?

Whenever I ask my friend agnes anything, that's her answer, although she's a bit more cr in her language. She's really old, I think she may be hard of hearing. Anyway, it got me thinking: does the pope really s*** in the woods? If so, where? I've got enough to worry about with the dear ticks, let alone the spectre of papal poop. Should I avoid heavily wooded areas or just Catholicism?